He wanted an indecent present – so she brought him back a surprise
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “A gorgeous Italian girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – a gorgeous Italian girl!”
Oh, that” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!”
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