Jokes

A husband sends a text to his wife.

A husband sends a text to his wife.

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital.

They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head is very strong, may be serious.

Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot.

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