A police officer stops a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven

A police officer stops a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman because they’re only going 25 mph, stopping the mid-day traffic.
The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow.

“Well that’s the speed limit, isn’t it! There was a sign saying 25 and everything!” the driver defends himself.

The policeman sighs, “No, sir, that’s the number of the highway you’re on. It has nothing to do with the speed limit.”

“Oh, so that’s what it means…” says the driver, looking shocked.

The officer looks at the rest of the van and notices the grannies are looking somewhat frozen and stiff.

“What’s up with the ladies?” he asks the driver.

“Um…” the driver scratches his head, “you see, we just got off highway 150…”

A blonde gets a job painting lines on the highway.
At the end of the first day, her supervisor is impressed. “Wow!” he says. “You did eight miles today! That’s amazing!”

The second day, the blonde’s production is down to four miles. “Still pretty darn good,” the supervisor says.

On the third day, the blonde only does two miles. The supervisor calls her into the office.

“What’s going on?” he asks. “The first day you did great with eight miles, then yesterday you were down to four, and today you only managed two. What’s the problem?”

The blonde rolls her eyes and says “Duh! The paint bucket keeps getting farther away!”

A woman was driving with her husband when was pulled over by the police.
Woman was in a hurry and told the officer so.

“I understand ma’am,” he said. “But I have to ticket anyone over 55.”

Woman was beside herself. “That’s dis.crimination!” she shouted.

The officer explained calmly, “Ma’am, I meant the speed limit.”