April was explaining to her husband how much fun

April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing.

“But,” she told him, “it didn’t end all that great for me.”

“Why, what happened?” he asked.

“I went out to take a swim in the rough water… but I got washed out so far that I ended up inside a cave under the cliff,” she said.

He looked shocked: “My goodness! Weren’t you scared?”

She sighed: “Not really… then I saw a man walking into the cave ahead of me.”

“What did you do?” he asked.

“Well, I swam after him.”

“And?”

“He turned around, looked at me, and said: ‘You’re not my wife!’”