Jokes

One day a women walks into work in a short skirt.

One day a women walks into work in a short skirt.

As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says,

“Your hair smells really nice today.”

She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office.

She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened.

The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?”

Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”

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