{"id":989,"date":"2025-08-08T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-08T09:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=989"},"modified":"2025-08-08T09:09:00","modified_gmt":"2025-08-08T09:09:00","slug":"wake-me-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=989","title":{"rendered":"Wake me up!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once a Blonde was traveling on a train.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.<\/p>\n

This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service. So, when the Blonde fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.<\/p>\n

When the station arrived, the Blonde was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat is the matter?\u201d Says his wife.<\/p>\n

He replied, \u201cThe cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else.\u201d<\/p>\n

Dentist Office Wake Up<\/strong><\/h2>\n

A two-year-old girl, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist.<\/p>\n

Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.<\/p>\n

With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face, and shook her shoulder.<\/p>\n

\u201cMommy,\u201d she yelled, \u201cWake up! This is not church!\u201d<\/p>\n

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

After the man received the full treatment \u2013 shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019ll be back in a few minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n

When the boy\u2019s haircut was completed and the man still hadn\u2019t returned, the barber said, \u201cLooks like your daddy\u2019s forgotten all about you.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat wasn\u2019t my daddy,\u201d said the boy. \u201cHe just walked up, took me by the hand and said, \u2018Come on, son, we\u2019re gonna get a free haircut!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley\u2019s head.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow you like it?\u201d asked the barber.<\/p>\n

\u201cReal fine,\u201d said the redneck. \u201cBut how \u2019bout making it a little longer in the back?\u201d<\/p>\n

A girl took her dog to the parlor for a haircut,<\/strong><\/h2>\n

and asked what it would cost.<\/p>\n

Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.<\/p>\n

\u201cI only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!\u201d<\/p>\n

The groomer replied, \u201cThat may be true. But then you don\u2019t bite, do you?\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service. So, when the Blonde fell asleep, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":990,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions\/990"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}