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<\/p>\nSuddenly the first guy\u2019s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door only to rush back, quickly throws 10-dollar bills on the bar while muttering, \u201cDamn I forgot to do the dishes, the wife\u2019s on the way home.\u201d Then he ran faster than before.<\/p>\n
The second guy chuckled. \u201cTake a look at that! You know around my house I call the shots,\u201d he says as he got up and take out his wallet to pay for his drink. \u201cThe moment I enter the house, when I clapped my hands twice, I got hot water immediately prepared for me.\u201d Then he proceeded walking towards the door, \u201c\u2026I hate washing the dishes with cold water.\u201d<\/p>\n
All these while the third guy just silently enjoying his drink. Taking each sip calmly with a satisfied look. The bartender said, \u201cWell, Sir, I guess you have your life well in order compared to those two. You are the master of your domain, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy smiled and reply, \u201cI don\u2019t mean to brag, but last time I talked with my wife she was on her knees. All fours, even.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat did she say?\u201d The bartender asked.<\/p>\n
The third guy sipped his drink, then say: \u201cWell, she said if I\u2019m really a man then come out from under the bed.\u201d<\/p>\n
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Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll never understand,\u201d he said to his wife, \u201cwhy the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife replied:\u00a0\u201cThank you, dear!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cWhat do you like most in me my pretty face or my s-e.xy body?\u201d<\/p>\n He looked at her from head to toe and replied:<\/p>\n \u201cI like your sense of humor.\u201d<\/p>\n The first man says, \u201cMy wife is an angel.\u201d<\/p>\n The second man says,<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019re lucky! Mine\u2019s still alive.\u201d<\/p>\n They had three kids, two of whom were already grown up. Their third child, the youngest, was only 10 years old. They were tucking their young boy in to bed one night when they asked him what he wanted when he grew up.<\/p>\n Son: Mom, I also want 5 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.<\/p>\n Mom: And one will put you to sleep.<\/p>\n Son: No mom, I will still sleep with you.<\/p>\n Mom\u2019s eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son.<\/p>\n Mom: But who will sleep with your 5 wives?<\/p>\n Son:\u00a0Let them sleep with daddy.<\/strong><\/p>\n Daddy\u2019s eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy\u2019s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door only to rush back, quickly throws 10-dollar bills on the bar while muttering, \u201cDamn I forgot to do the dishes, the wife\u2019s on the way home.\u201d Then he ran […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":986,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions\/986"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A wife asked her husband:<\/h2>\n
Two men were talking about their wives.<\/h2>\n
A mother and father in their 40s loved their children very much.<\/h2>\n