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<\/p>\n\u201cNo Daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a short pause, Daddy says: \u201cBut honey, you don\u2019t have an Uncle Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yes, Mommy says I do and he is upstairs with Mommy in the bedroom right now.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a short time, Daddy says: \u201cOkay, then this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door, and scream that daddy\u2019s car just pulled into the driveway.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay Daddy, just a minute.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few minutes later the little girl comes back on the phone.<\/p>\n
\u201cI did it, daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd what happened, honey?\u201d Daddy asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn\u2019t moving at all.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh my God!!!! And what happened to your uncle Paul?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn\u2019t know that you took out the water last week and cleaned it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he is dead.\u201d<\/p>\n
*Long pause \u2026*<\/p>\n
The daddy says,<\/p>\n
\u201cSwimming pool? \u2026. Is this 486-5731?\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
After a round, showering, and getting changed for the 19th hole.<\/p>\n
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.<\/p>\n
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:<\/p>\n
(H \u2013 Husband, W \u2013 Wife)<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It\u2019s gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,000.\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cAh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models. I saw one I liked. It\u2019s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWhat price did he quote you?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,65,000\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cOK, but for that price I want it with all the options.\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cGreat! But before we hang up, something else\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It\u2019s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property.\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cHow much are they asking?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cOnly $14,50,000 \u2014 a magnificent price\u2026 and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $14,20,000. OK?\u201d<\/p>\n
W \u2013 \u201cOK, sweetie\u2026 Thanks! I\u2019ll see you later!! You\u2019re the best Husband in the world. I love you!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
H \u2013 \u201cBye\u2026 I love you too\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The man hangs up & closes the phone\u2019s flap.<\/p>\n
The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.<\/p>\n
The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks: \u201cDoes anyone know who this Cell phone belongs to \u2026 ???\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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