Jim turns to Bob, and says,\u00a0\u201cYou know what, I\u2019m going to go to college!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Jim what classes he is going to take.<\/p>\n \u201cAlright, Jim. You are going to take 4 classes,\u201d the Dean says. \u201cEnglish, Math, Science, and Logic.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cLogic?\u201d Jim asks. \u201cWhat the hell is that?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHere, I\u2019ll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?\u201d<\/p>\n Proudly, Jim responded, \u201cYes, I do.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn,\u201d the Dean said.<\/p>\n \u201cYes, yes I do have a lawn!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes, yes I do have a house!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cAnd if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes, yes I do have a family!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cAnd if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you\u2019re heteros*xual.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes, yes I do have a wife and I am heteros*xual! Wow, I can\u2019t believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!\u201d Jim exclaimed.<\/p>\n \u201cYeah, that\u2019s what logic is,\u201d the Dean responded.<\/p>\n \u201cBob, I\u2019m taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic,\u201d Jim told Bob.<\/p>\n \u201cLogic?\u201d Bob asks. \u201cWhat the hell is that?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHere, I\u2019ll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThen you\u2019re gay.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers. Jim turns to Bob, and says,\u00a0\u201cYou know what, I\u2019m going to go to college!\u201d He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Jim what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=969"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":970,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions\/970"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Jim excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Bob.<\/h3>\n