{"id":964,"date":"2025-08-06T10:57:47","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T10:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=964"},"modified":"2025-08-06T10:57:47","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T10:57:47","slug":"jealous-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=964","title":{"rendered":"Jealous Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jealous husband to his wife: Honey where are you?<\/h2>\n

Wife: I\u2019m home.<\/p>\n

Jealous husband: Are you sure?<\/p>\n

Wife: Of course I am sure.<\/p>\n

Jealous husband: OK then, turn on the blender.<\/p>\n

Wife: Oh, OK! (turns the blender on) reeereereee.<\/p>\n

Jealous husband: Oh, fine then honey. See you later, bye.<\/p>\n

Another day,<\/strong>\u00a0the husband to his wife: Honey where are you?<\/p>\n

Wife: I\u2019m home.<\/p>\n

Jealous husband: Are you sure?<\/p>\n

Wife: Yes I am!<\/p>\n

Jealous husband: Turn on the blender again.<\/p>\n

Wife: Ohh\u2026 (turns on blender) reereereee.<\/p>\n

Jealous husband: OK, bye love, see you later.<\/p>\n

The next day,<\/strong>\u00a0the jealous husband decides not to call but instead go home without any notice. He finds his daughter home alone, and the jealous husband asks her: \u201cHoney, where is your mommy?\u2019<\/p>\n

Daughter: Oh, I don\u2019t know daddy, she went out and took the blender with her.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands.<\/h2>\n

The first woman says, \u201cLast night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn\u2019t there!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI know!\u201d the next woman says, \u201cLast night my husband said he was going to his brother\u2019s house, but when I called he wasn\u2019t there.\u201d<\/p>\n

The third woman says, \u201cI always know where my husband is.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cImpossible!\u201d both women exclaim, \u201cHe has you completely fooled!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh no,\u201d says the woman. \u201cI\u2019m a widow.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jealous husband to his wife: Honey where are you? Wife: I\u2019m home. Jealous husband: Are you sure? Wife: Of course I am sure. Jealous husband: OK then, turn on the blender. Wife: Oh, OK! (turns the blender on) reeereereee. Jealous husband: Oh, fine then honey. See you later, bye. Another day,\u00a0the husband to his wife: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=964"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":965,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions\/965"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}