{"id":962,"date":"2025-08-06T10:56:05","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T10:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=962"},"modified":"2025-08-06T10:56:05","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T10:56:05","slug":"little-johnny-brought-home-his-history-test-result-it-was-90","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=962","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>His father was so happy about it.<\/p>\n<p>However, his mother Karen just couldn\u2019t believe that her son got 90 in history.<\/p>\n<p>After taking a closer look at the marks, she noticed that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJohnny, you\u2019re so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, Mom, I didn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom, no, I didn\u2019t add that 0\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dOK, as you\u2019re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMum, no, please, no, I really didn\u2019t add that 0.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dThis is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026\u2026. I just added the 9 to it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny Failed His Math Test<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-78424 size-full td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/65.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/65.jpg 512w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/65-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/65-336x420.jpg 336w\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to talk to his father.<\/p>\n<p>When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny shrugged and said: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His father was surprised by his excuse and asked Johnny to elaborate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo?\u201d his father answered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,\u201d explained the boy.,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf she doesn\u2019t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy about it. However, his mother Karen just couldn\u2019t believe that her son got 90 in history. After taking a closer look at the marks, she noticed that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different. \u201cJohnny, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":963,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions\/963"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}