{"id":960,"date":"2025-08-06T10:54:21","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T10:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=960"},"modified":"2025-08-06T10:54:21","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T10:54:21","slug":"where-she-stays-at-the-rest-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=960","title":{"rendered":"Where She Stays at The Rest of The Year?"},"content":{"rendered":"

A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out.<\/h2>\n

The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him.<\/p>\n

The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. \u201cIs this really your grandmother?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes. She visits every Christmas!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery good! And where she stays at the rest of the year?\u201d the driver insists.<\/p>\n

\u201cAt the airport!,\u201d says the kid and continues, \u201cWhenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A three-year-old boy,<\/h2>\n

was as excited as he could be to visit his grandma and grandpa in another state, especially since it meant taking his first trip on an airplane.<\/p>\n

He just boarded with his parents and got buckled in when he looked around the plane and frowned. \u201cWhat is it?\u201d His dad asked, wondering if he was nervous.<\/p>\n

He then asked, a bit worried,\u00a0\u201cAre ALL these people going to Grandma\u2019s house too?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

For two solid hours,<\/h2>\n

the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.<\/p>\n

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I\u2019ve done all the talking, and I\u2019m so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me\u2026\u00a0what do you think of my grandchildren?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A boy is writing his grandmother a letter.<\/h2>\n

His friends sees it and asks him: \u201cWho are you writing that letter?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy grandma\u201d The boy replies.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy are you writing so slowly?\u201d His friend asks him.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe can\u2019t read very fast!\u201d<\/p>\n

The son of a Saudi mogul goes to study in Europe.<\/h2>\n

One night, the phone rings at the house of his parents.<\/p>\n

Dad:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2018How\u2019s your life going, son?\u2019<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2018It\u2019s going well, dad.\u2019<\/p>\n

Dad:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2018Is something wrong? You don\u2019t sound happy.\u2019<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2018No Dad, everything\u2019s fine. Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here.\u2019<\/p>\n

Dad:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2018Son, tell me the truth. I know something\u2019s not right.\u2019<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2018Well dad, to be honest, I am a bit ashamed to drive to my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.\u2019<\/p>\n

Dad:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2018My dear son, why didn\u2019t you say so earlier? I will send you more funds this instant. Please stop embarrassing us and go and get yourself a train too.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. \u201cIs this really your grandmother?\u201d \u201cYes. She visits every Christmas!\u201d \u201cVery […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=960"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":961,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions\/961"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}