Husband\u2019s Surprise A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.<\/p>\n
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: \u201cBefore you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.<\/p>\n
Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn\u2019t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn\u2019t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don\u2019t fit into anymore.<\/p>\n
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, \u201cIs there anything else that your wife doesn\u2019t use anymore?\u201d \u201cAnd so, here we are!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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