One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.<\/p>\n
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.<\/p>\n
\u201cBubba, where\u2019d you get that truck?!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMary gave it to me,\u201d Bubba replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened<\/p>\n
We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.<\/p>\n
Mary pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.<\/p>\n
She parked the truck got out, threw off all her clothes and said,<\/p>\n
\u2018Bubba, take whatever you want.\u2019 So I took the truck!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re a smart man, Bubba! Them clothes wouIda never fit you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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