An elderly lady walks up to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with just two drops of water. As the bartender hands her the drink, she smiles and says, \u201cI\u2019m celebrating my 80th birthday today.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender, feeling generous, says, \u201cWell, happy birthday! This one\u2019s on me.\u201d<\/p>\n
After finishing the drink, the woman on her right turns to her and says, \u201cI\u2019d love to buy you a drink too.\u201d The old woman gratefully responds, \u201cThank you. Bartender, another Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cComing up,\u201d says the bartender.<\/p>\n
Once she finishes that drink, the man on her left offers, \u201cLet me buy you one as well.\u201d The old woman smiles again, \u201cThank you. Another Scotch with two drops of water, please.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cComing right up,\u201d says the bartender, now very curious. As he hands her the drink, he asks, \u201cI have to know, why just two drops of water with your Scotch?\u201d<\/p>\n
She chuckles and replies, \u201cWell, dear, when you reach my age, you learn how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, on the other hand\u2026 that\u2019s a different story!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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