{"id":852,"date":"2025-08-01T11:15:31","date_gmt":"2025-08-01T11:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=852"},"modified":"2025-08-01T11:15:31","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T11:15:31","slug":"an-old-man-is-selling-watermelon-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=852","title":{"rendered":"An Old Man Is Selling Watermelon."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man is selling watermelons\u2026<\/p>\n<p>His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10<\/p>\n<p>A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019d be 3 dollars\u201d, says the old man.<\/p>\n<p>The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.<\/p>\n<p>As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man smiles and mumbles to himself,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPeople are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If you liked this, please share by using the share button below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man is selling watermelons\u2026 His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. \u201cThat\u2019d be 3 dollars\u201d, says the old man. The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man is walking away, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":708,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":853,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions\/853"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}