{"id":842,"date":"2025-08-01T10:58:27","date_gmt":"2025-08-01T10:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=842"},"modified":"2025-08-01T10:58:27","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T10:58:27","slug":"a-wife-sent-a-message-to-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=842","title":{"rendered":"A wife sent a message to her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A wife sent a message to her husband<\/p>\n<p>Wife sent a message to her husband:\u00a0<strong>\u201cDon\u2019t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Husband:\u00a0<strong>Who is Priscilla?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wife:\u00a0<strong>Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Husband:\u00a0<strong>But I\u2019m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wife:\u00a0<strong>Where are you??<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Husband:<strong>\u00a0Near the vegetable market<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After 10 minutes she texts her husband, \u201c<strong>Where are you?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>HusBand: <strong>I\u2019m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner.<\/p>\n<p>But the boy doesn\u2019t want to eat his broccoli.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Eat your broccoli! \u2013 says the mother.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 No! \u2013 exclaims the boy.<\/p>\n<p>The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear.<\/p>\n<p>The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 What did you tell him?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 I told him that if he didn\u2019t eat his broccoli, his d!ck wouldn\u2019t grow.<\/p>\n<p>The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 What was that for? \u2013 he asks, confused.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife sent a message to her husband Wife sent a message to her husband:\u00a0\u201cDon\u2019t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.\u201d Husband:\u00a0Who is Priscilla? Wife:\u00a0Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message. Husband:\u00a0But I\u2019m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":706,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":843,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/843"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}