Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,<\/p>\n
Little boy: \u201cTeacher are you \u2026 sleeping in class?\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cNo I am not sleeping in class.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little boy: \u201cWhat were you doing sir ?\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201d I was talking to God.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him\u2026<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cyoung man, you are sleeping in my class.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little boy : \u201cNo not me sir,I am not sleeping.\u201d<\/p>\n
Angry teacher: \u201cWhat were you doing.??\u201d<\/p>\n
Little boy : \u201cI was talking to God.\u201d<\/p>\n
Angry teacher: \u201cWhat did He say??\u201d<\/p>\n
Little boy : \u201cGod said He never spoke to you yesterday\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: \u201cTeacher are you \u2026 sleeping in class?\u201d Teacher: \u201cNo I am not sleeping in class.\u201d Little boy: \u201cWhat were you doing sir ?\u201d Teacher: \u201d I was talking to God.\u201d The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":708,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":838,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions\/838"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}