The wife checked her husband\u2019s phone and found these names:<\/p>\n
\u2018The tender one\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n \u2018The amazing one\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n \u2018Lady of my dreams,<\/strong><\/p>\n She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.<\/p>\n Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.<\/p>\n When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.<\/p>\n She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month\u2019s salary to make up for it.<\/p>\n Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as<\/p>\n \u2018Uncle Mike the mechanic\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n Little Johnny and his father went fishing one day.<\/p>\n After a couple of hours out in the boat, Little Johnny suddenly became curious about the world around him.<\/p>\n He asked his father,<\/p>\n \u201cHow does this boat float?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The father thought for a moment, then replied,<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Little Johnny returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,<\/p>\n \u201cHow do fish breath underwater?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Once again the father replied,<\/p>\n \u201cDon\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n A little later Little Johnny asked,<\/p>\n \u201cWhy is the sky blue?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Again, the father replied.<\/p>\n \u201cDon\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Worried he is going to annoy his father, he says,<\/p>\n \u201cDad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cOf course not, son. If you don\u2019t ask questions \u2026 you\u2019ll never learn anything!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The wife checked her husband\u2019s phone and found these names: \u2018The tender one\u2019 \u2018The amazing one\u2019 \u2018Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied. When she dialed the third number her own phone […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":707,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":834,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions\/834"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}