Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning<\/p>\n
He got to thinking about things, and asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cMommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cHe thinks a lot, dear\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a good answer to her husband\u2019s baldness.<\/p>\n \u201cThen why do you have so much hair?\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0asked Little Johnny<\/p>\n A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. \u201cThen I shall fly on,\u201d answered the student with a smile.<\/p>\n The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail the student.<\/p>\n On the oral exam, he asked the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.<\/p>\n Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question, \u2018You\u2019re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?\u2019<\/p>\n \u2018The gold.\u2019 the student answered.<\/p>\n \u201cUnfortunately, I don\u2019t agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more important than money. \u2018<\/p>\n \u201cEveryone would choose what they don\u2019t have.\u201d said the student.<\/p>\n The teacher turns red, and he\u2019s so angry he writes \u201ca$s\u201d on the student\u2019s paper.<\/p>\n The student leaves without looking at the paper.<\/p>\n However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper, and says, \u201cExcuse me, sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!\u2019<\/p>\n LOL!!<\/p>\n Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning He got to thinking about things, and asked, \u201cMommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?\u201d \u201cHe thinks a lot, dear\u201d\u00a0replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a good answer to her husband\u2019s baldness. \u201cThen why do you have so much […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":708,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":813,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions\/813"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nHowever, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, \u201cA swan will not be friends with a pig.\u201d<\/p>\n