{"id":795,"date":"2025-07-30T05:51:19","date_gmt":"2025-07-30T05:51:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=795"},"modified":"2025-07-30T05:51:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T05:51:19","slug":"a-rich-man-buys-a-new-lamborghini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"A rich man buys a new Lamborghini"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A rich man buys a new Lamborghini.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>It\u2019s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out for a spin.<\/p>\n<p>At the first stoplight, an ancient Moped pulls up next to him. The elderly cyclist stares at the sleek, shiny surface of the automobile and asks, \u201cWhat kinda wheels ya got there, sonny?\u201d The man replies, \u201cIt\u2019s a Lamborghini. They go for about a million and a half.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old guy is shocked: \u201cThat\u2019s a lot of moolah. Why do they cost so much?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The cool man says proudly, \u201cBecause these babies can do 320 miles an hour!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The gent on the Moped asks, \u201cCan I take a look inside?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSure,\u201d responds the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and peers around.<\/p>\n<p>Leaning back on his Moped, the old guy says, \u201cThat\u2019s a pretty nice car!\u201d<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Just then, the red light turns green, so the man decides to floor it.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>In no time, the speedometer reads 320. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear-view mirror, which seems to be getting closer. He slows down to see what it might be, and whoooooosh! Something whips by him, at an incredible velocity.<\/p>\n<p>The guy is astonished, \u201cWhat on earth could be faster than my car?!\u201d Then, ahead of him, he sees the same dot, coming back. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction. It almost looks like the old man on the Moped.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCouldn\u2019t be,\u201d he mumbles to himself. \u201cHow could a Moped outrun my Lamborghini?!\u201d Again, the blasted dot appears in his mirror. Whoooooosh! Ka-boooom! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The guy jumps out, and it IS the old fellow!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the Moped and its driver are hurtin\u2019 bad, so he kneels down by him and says, \u201cYou\u2019re seriously injured \u2013 is there anything I can do for you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old guy moans, \u201cYes\u2026 unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rich man buys a new Lamborghini. It\u2019s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out for a spin. At the first stoplight, an ancient Moped pulls up next to him. The elderly cyclist stares at the sleek, shiny surface of the automobile and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":706,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":796,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/796"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}