{"id":791,"date":"2025-07-30T05:48:19","date_gmt":"2025-07-30T05:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=791"},"modified":"2025-07-30T05:48:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T05:48:19","slug":"an-elderly-couple-was-flying-to-hawaii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=791","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii"},"content":{"rendered":"

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, \u201cLadies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.\u201d<\/p>\n

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.<\/p>\n

Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, \u201cDid we pay our credit card bill yet?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh no! I\u2019m sorry. I forgot to send the check,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n

\u201cOne last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, forgive me, sweetheart,\u201d begged the wife. \u201cI didn\u2019t send that one, either.\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years. She pulls away and asks him, \u201cWhat was the hug for?<\/p>\n

The husband answers, \u201cThey\u2019ll find us!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/h2>\n

Two men were having an excruciatingly slow round of golf.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The two women playing ahead of them seemed to hit every sand trap, water hazard, and rough on the course.<\/p>\n

To make matters worse, they didn\u2019t follow proper golf etiquette and let the men play through.<\/p>\n

After two hours of frustration, one man said,\u201cI\u2019ve had enough. I\u2019m going to ask them to let us play through.\u201d<\/p>\n

He started walking toward the women, but halfway there, he stopped, turned around, and came back.<\/p>\n

Looking embarrassed, he said, \u201cI can\u2019t do it. One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Maybe you should go instead.\u201d<\/p>\n

The second man nodded and began walking toward the women. But just like his friend, he stopped halfway, turned around, and walked back.<\/p>\n

With a sheepish grin, he said, \u201cSmall world!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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