{"id":787,"date":"2025-07-30T05:45:12","date_gmt":"2025-07-30T05:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=787"},"modified":"2025-07-30T05:45:12","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T05:45:12","slug":"customer-is-always-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=787","title":{"rendered":"Customer Is Always Right."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office right now.<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: Yes, sir!<\/p>\n<p>Boss: Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right.<\/p>\n<p>Boss: So what were you arguing about with that customer?<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir!<\/p>\n<p>Boss: That dumm man. What did you say to him?<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: I told him he\u2019s right.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-141788\" src=\"https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/57.png\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/57.png 1024w, https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/57-768x960.png 768w, https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/57-336x420.png 336w, https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/57-640x800.png 640w, https:\/\/bunny-wp-pullzone-qbwibhia54.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/57-681x851.png 681w\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1280\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office right now. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me? Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right. Boss: So what were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":707,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":788,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions\/788"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}