A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead.<\/p>\n
Both of them are having a good time when the news comes on the TV.<\/p>\n
The woman reporter shouts out \u2018This just in! A man Is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump\u2019<\/p>\n
The redhead leans over to the blonde and whispers, \u2018I bet you $50 that the man\u2019s gonna jump.\u2019<\/p>\n
The blonde responds \u2018You\u2019re on.\u2019<\/p>\n
So, both of the women stare at the news waiting to find out what happens next.<\/p>\n
Finally, the man jumps.<\/p>\n
The blonde turns to the redhead and hands her the $50.<\/p>\n
The redhead, feeling guilty, says \u2018I can\u2019t take that money. I saw the news earlier this morning.<\/p>\n
I knew he was going to jump off the cliff.\u2019<\/p>\n
The blonde says, \u2018Well, I saw too. But I never woulds have thought that he\u2019d do it again.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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