The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
\nThe wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThere are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThe second reason is that I am a better cook than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThe third reason is that I am better at sex than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cDid my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cNo, the gardener did.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cSo, how much do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?\u201d Helen: \u201cThere are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d Helen: \u201cThe second […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":707,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":760,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions\/760"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}