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Ah milk. The Dairy Council spends billions of dollars each year promoting the benefits of this cold, white drink. But have you ever wondered about the benefits of semen? Yes, we are talking about the benefits of semen.<\/p>\n

As crazy as it sounds, semen has a multitude of benefits stemming from the minerals and nutrients it contains, and those seminal benefits can be passed directly on to you. That\u2019s right; we did the research and now we\u2019re here to present you with the facts.<\/p>\n

What are the different benefits of Semen?<\/p>\n

Perhaps you\u2019ve recently swallowed some baby gravy, or you enjoy drinking that man milk routinely. Regardless, you\u2019re looking to find out if this creamy substance will provide you with anything more than a slightly sour stomach and a faint acidic aftertaste. So let\u2019s take a dive into this sticky subject, and see the benefits that it offers.<\/p>\n

Vaginal\/Anal Intake<\/p>\n

The vaginal and rectal linings are very absorbent, so either one is a viable route for soaking up the nutrients in your man\u2019s spunk sauce.Antidepressant<\/p>\n

Semen contains quite a few components that have been studied to show anti-depressant\u00a0qualities. One of these is\u00a0nerve growth factor. Its primary responsibility in semen is to help relax the female so that the sperm can achieve its reproductive objective. It\u2019s also been\u00a0shown\u00a0to be a vital hormone missing in the brains of those who suffer from Major\u00a0Depressive Disorder. This means that increasing nerve growth factor would only prove to make people happier. Additionally, nerve growth factor has\u00a0been found to be an anti-inflammatory as well as an antioxidant.<\/p>\n

Antianxiety<\/p>\n

Semen contains mood-enhancing compounds like\u00a0oxytocin,\u00a0progesterone,\u00a0estrone,\u00a0serotonin,\u00a0and\u00a0melatonin.\u00a0Oxytocin is also known as the \u201ccuddle hormone\u201d because, when released, it makes people feel more affectionate and connected. Progesterone has been shown to have anti-anxiety characteristics. Estrone piggybacks on serotonin to help enhance moods, and melatonin helps relaxation occur.<\/p>\n

Mood Enhancement<\/p>\n

A study backed by the\u00a0SUNY institute\u00a0found that female college students who received baby batter on a regular basis were happier and less suicidal than those who didn\u2019t. Researchers chalked this up to the mood-enhancing benefits of semen, however, they didn\u2019t take into account any other factors, like a happy home life, being successful in school, or, I don\u2019t know, getting raw D on the reg. Sounds like a pretty good place to be in life, and it sounds a little irresponsible to claim that the happiness of these women was directly dependent upon getting 20 ccs of white gold injected into them without taking any other factors into account. But what do I know? I\u2019m no scientist. I\u2019m just a chick writing a blog post about the benefits of man mayo.<\/p>\n

Semen Ingestion<\/p>\n

The amount of Google searches for \u201ceating cum\u201d is astounding: a little under 10,000 for the past month, to be exact. In fact, this may have been the route you were thinking of when you initially clicked on this blog post. Lucky for you, we\u2019ve got what you were looking for. Swallowing semen is the quickest way to get all of the benefits of your man\u2019s baby juice, and think, he might even enjoy it too.\u00a0 Yes, it is healthy to eat sperm.<\/p>\n

Longevity<\/p>\n

We know this might be hard to swallow, but yes, a benefit of semen is that it might make you live longer.\u00a0Spermidine\u00a0(originally isolated from sperm, hence the name), when ingested, has been proven to dramatically increase the lifespan of animals by as much as 25 percent. In the same\u00a0study, it was also found to prevent liver disease as well as liver cancer.<\/p>\n

Cognitive Functioning<\/p>\n

Nerve growth factor\u00a0does a lot for the body. In addition to being an antidepressant, an anti-inflammatory, and an antioxidant, it\u2019s also known to help stop the brain from aging. Nerve growth factor, which is very abundant in semen, is vital for maintaining the brain\u2019s neurons. Neurons process and transmit information; they\u2019re what make your brain work. Survival of these neurons is essential for you to have a working brain! Who knew that giving brain could affect your brain in such a positive way?<\/p>\n

Benefits of Swallowing Semen<\/p>\n

Have you recently taken a vitamin deficiency test (maybe on\u00a0HealthLabs.com), and found that you were lacking in a few vital nutrients? Well get a spoon and ask your man for a plate of some nut butter, because semen is chock full of\u00a0zinc,\u00a0potassium,\u00a0magnesium,\u00a0calcium, and\u00a0citrate. The nutrients get absorbed in your body like a less expensive vitamin shot (see ya later, Jamba Juice).<\/p>\n

Topical<\/p>\n

This might come as a surprise to you, but semen not only benefits the\u00a0inside\u00a0of your body but the\u00a0outside\u00a0as well. That\u2019s right, with the amounts of\u00a0zinc,\u00a0vitamin c, and\u00a0spermidine\u00a0in your dude\u2019s jizz, you could open up your own skincare line (this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA). Studies have shown that\u00a0administering spermine can help heal skin wounds faster. Yes that is correct one benefit of semen is that it can even help heal certain wounds. In our case the benefit of semen we are going to focus on for this section is how semen can help in topical cases, and yes you can buy products that include proteins derived from semen (usually bull semen).<\/p>\n

Teeth<\/p>\n

Looking for an alternative, all-natural teeth whitening solution? Forget the charcoal; check out your man\u2019s chubby. Although it\u2019s not the white paste you\u2019re used to putting on your toothbrush, semen has loads of\u00a0zinc\u00a0in it, which is a natural teeth whitener. Zinc\u2019s seminal job is to aid the sperm\u2019s survival. But that doesn\u2019t mean that it can\u2019t also aid the survival of your pearly whites.<\/p>\n

Hair<\/p>\n

Have you heard of a keratin treatment? Basically, you pay someone hundreds of dollars to put protein in your hair to make it stronger. Well, did you know that there\u2019s a source of protein that you probably haven\u2019t considered? Semen has over 200 different kinds of\u00a0protein\u00a0in it which can give your hair the strength and shine that it so desperately needs.<\/p>\n

Semen also contains\u00a0spermidine, which, when used on human scalps,\u00a0has been shown\u00a0to promote shaft elongation (LOL) as well as prolonged hair growth. Even though semen may be the one thing that you\u2019ve actively tried to keep out of your hair, go ahead and consider this DIY hair treatment the next time you want to give your hair some life (get it?).<\/p>\n

Skin<\/p>\n

Spermidine\u00a0is back, baby! In addition to increasing longevity and aiding in healthy hair, spermidine is an antioxidant and is great for the skin. It\u2019s believed to smooth skin, lessen wrinkles, and even diminish acne. In fact, companies sell spermidine-derived facial cream for upwards of $200! If you\u2019re not looking to spend that money, a money shot would be a cheaper and more natural alternative. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Injaculation<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s say you\u2019re a man reading this blog post, and your partner doesn\u2019t have a penis, or your penis-wielding partner isn\u2019t willing to give you a nice, cold glass of man milk, so the only readily available source of semen is your own. You should be able to get some seminal rewards too! Sure, go ahead and smear it on your face and in your hair, but does the thought of drinking your own kool-aid or shooting it up your butt disgust and terrify you in ways that you\u2019ve never felt before? Not to fear! There\u2019s a way for you to utilize your own love juice, and it involves loving yourself.<\/p>\n

Injaculation, or \u201cretrograde ejaculation\u201d is the process of releasing your semen inside your own body. When nearing close to an ejaculation, instead of allowing the splooge and all of its benefits land\u00a0on an ungrateful sock, you release it in retrograde, or back inside of your body. It may sound painful or unnatural, but it\u2019s not. Taoists have practiced injaculating for thousands of years, as well as certain sects of Buddhism, Hinduism, and even ancient Egyptians! So go on, show yourself some love.e><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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