{"id":732,"date":"2025-07-27T09:37:24","date_gmt":"2025-07-27T09:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=732"},"modified":"2025-07-27T09:37:24","modified_gmt":"2025-07-27T09:37:24","slug":"three-men-went-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=732","title":{"rendered":"Three men went to hell."},"content":{"rendered":"

Three men went to hell.<\/h2>\n

The devil said to them \u201cYou have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3\u201d<\/p>\n

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.<\/p>\n

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.<\/p>\n

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.<\/p>\n

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in sh*t up to their knees and drinking coffee.<\/p>\n

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.<\/p>\n

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said\u00a0\u201cOK men, coffee break\u2019s over. Back on your heads.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Three men go to hell and they\u2019re pissed off about it.<\/h2>\n

\u201cSurely we weren\u2019t that bad?\u201d they ask themselves. \u201cThere has to be something we can do to get out of here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Satan suddenly appears and says \u201cOh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you\u2019re free to go. I\u2019ll even let you pick something to cover your back with\u201d<\/p>\n

The men let out a cheer. This wouldn\u2019t be so hard.<\/p>\n

The first man steps up and observes his surroundings. Finally, he picks a sturdy looking boulder to place on his back. \u201cReady,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n

Satan raises his whip and yells, \u201cONE!\u201d<\/p>\n

CRACK<\/p>\n

The boulder immediately splits in half.<\/p>\n

\u201cAw screw this,\u201d says the first man. \u201cI\u2019ll just stay.\u201d<\/p>\n

Satan smirks and asks, \u201cWho\u2019s next?\u201d<\/p>\n

The second man steps up and, without picking any protection, gets in position.<\/p>\n

\u201cAre you sure about that?\u201d asks Satan, to which the man replies with<\/p>\n

\u201cI have trained my mind and body to ignore any unnecessary pain. I need no protection.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhatever you say, pal.\u201d Satan raises his arm and yells, \u201cONE!\u201d<\/p>\n

CRACK<\/p>\n

The man slightly flinches, his pain evident, but he remains upright.<\/p>\n

Annoyance flashes across Satan\u2019s face. He raises his arm again and shouts, \u201cTWO!\u201d<\/p>\n

CRACK<\/p>\n

Again, the man remains upright, all the way up to the tenth whipping.<\/p>\n

The man gets up, weary but happy. Satan looks furious and says, \u201cWhatever, goodjob. You, third guy, you\u2019re next. What are you picking?\u201d<\/p>\n

The third man takes in his surroundings, lays his eyes on his choice and says, \u201cI\u2019m gonna pick the second guy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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