{"id":700,"date":"2025-07-26T10:36:58","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T10:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=700"},"modified":"2025-07-26T10:36:58","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T10:36:58","slug":"three-brothers-age-92-94-and-96-live-in-a-house-together-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=700","title":{"rendered":"Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>He yells down the stairs, \u201cWas I getting in or out of the bath?\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"_adr_abp_container_3\" class=\"_adr_abp_container\" data-section=\"fd5db853855b77c1d40cae7e3370e8d6\" data-packetid=\"00000001-0d5995fd-568c-4d23-bac4-9aca91f4e377\" data-render-time=\"1753526207326\"><\/div>\n<p>The 94-year-old yells, \u201cI don\u2019t know, I\u2019ll come up and see.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He starts up the stairs and pauses, then yells, \u201cWas I going up the stairs or coming down?\u201d<\/p>\n<h2><strong>The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table, having coffee, listening to his brothers.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>He shakes his head and says, \u201cI sure hope I never get that forgetful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He knocks on wood for good luck.<\/p>\n<div data-cptid=\"1589946_timelesslife.info_Inpage\">\n<div id=\"geniee_inpage_wrapper_1589946_timelesslife.info_Inpage\" class=\"bl_gnsinpage\" data-gninstavoid=\"\">\n<div class=\"bl_gnsinpage-middle\">\n<div id=\"geniee_inpage_inner_1589946_timelesslife.info_Inpage\" class=\"bl_gnsinpage_inner\">\n<div id=\"1589946_timelesslife.info_Inpage\" class=\"gnsinpage__ad\" data-google-query-id=\"COmGhJWq2o4DFUMkBgAdNhAU-A\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>He then yells, \u201cI\u2019ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who\u2019s at the door.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, \u201cWas I getting in or out of the bath?\u201d The 94-year-old yells, \u201cI don\u2019t know, I\u2019ll come up and see.\u201d He starts up the stairs and pauses, then yells, \u201cWas I going up the stairs or coming [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":555,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":701,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions\/701"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}