{"id":696,"date":"2025-07-26T10:33:06","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T10:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=696"},"modified":"2025-07-26T10:33:06","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T10:33:06","slug":"an-old-lady-went-to-a-bank-intending-to-withdraw-money-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=696","title":{"rendered":"An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money."},"content":{"rendered":"

An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, \u201cI would like to withdraw $500.\u201d<\/p>\n

The female teller told her, \u201cFor withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.\u201d<\/p>\n

The old lady then asked, \u201cWhy?\u201d The teller irritably told her, \u201cThese are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.\u201d She then returned the card to the old lady.<\/p>\n

The old lady remained silent. But she returned the card to the teller and said, \u201cPlease help me withdraw all the money I have.\u201d<\/p>\n

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old lady, \u201cMy apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?\u201d<\/p>\n

The old lady then asked, \u201cHow much am I able to withdraw now?\u201d<\/p>\n

The teller told her, \u201cAny amount up to $300,000\u201d<\/p>\n

The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.<\/p>\n

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.<\/p>\n

The old lady kept $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.<\/p>\n

The moral of this tale\u2026<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n

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A little old lady tried to phone her local bank<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was sent to the bank call center instead.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cIs that the High Street branch?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo madam,\u201d replied the voice at the other end.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell I need to speak to the branch,\u201d said the old lady.<\/p>\n

\u201cMadam, if you just let me know your query, I\u2019m sure I can help you.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t think you can, young man<\/p>\n

I need to speak to the branch.\u201d<\/p>\n

The call center operator was adamant.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere\u2019s nothing that the branch can help you with that can\u2019t be dealt with by me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery well then,\u201d sighed the old lady.<\/p>\n

\u201cCan you just check on the counter? Did I leave my gloves behind when I came in this morning?\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money\u2026 The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, \u201cI would like to withdraw $500.\u201d The female teller told her, \u201cFor withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.\u201d The old lady then asked, \u201cWhy?\u201d The teller irritably told her, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":557,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":697,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions\/697"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}