{"id":694,"date":"2025-07-26T10:31:26","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T10:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=694"},"modified":"2025-07-26T10:31:26","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T10:31:26","slug":"a-salesman-tries-to-trick-an-old-texas-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=694","title":{"rendered":"A salesman tries to trick an old Texas lady"},"content":{"rendered":"

An old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cGood morning,\u201d the young man said, \u201cif I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to introduce you to the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGo away!\u201d said the old lady, \u201cI have no money for such things!\u201d and she proceeded to close the door.<\/p>\n

The young man quickly squeezed his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t be too hasty!\u201d he said. \u201cAt least wait until you\u2019ve seen my demonstration.\u201d<\/p>\n

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.<\/p>\n

\u201cIf this vacuum cleaner doesn\u2019t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma\u2019am, I will personally eat the rest, cross my heart.\u201d<\/p>\n

The old Texas lady stepped back and said, \u201cWait here while I go get a spoon. Hope you have got a darn good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning.\u201d<\/p>\n

More than he bargained for. That\u2019s for sure!<\/p>\n

If this story taught me anything, it\u2019s that you don\u2019t mess with Texas ladies \u2013 you might get more than what you bargained for!<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke makes you happy! Have a nice day!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

An Old Woman Received A Friend Request.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Yesterday I received a friend request from an attractive young man, about 19-20 years old.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

I was curious. I wanted to know why someone so young would want to be my FB friend.<\/p>\n

So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
\nHe called me beautiful. He asked my age.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not a liar so I told him and reminded him that I\u2019m quite a bit his senior.<\/p>\n

And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain\u2019t all bad. We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about \u2018adult things\u2019.<\/p>\n

I said okay.<\/p>\n

Then he said, \u201cThank you, baby, you start.\u201d<\/p>\n

So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly.<\/p>\n

My back acts up when it is cold outside.<\/p>\n

I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn\u2019t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.<\/p>\n

And of course, I told him about the laxatives. I can\u2019t forget that.<\/p>\n

I also did not forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.<\/p>\n

I was as honest as I could be about \u2018ADULT THINGS\u2019 but I don\u2019t understand why he blocked me!<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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