{"id":688,"date":"2025-07-26T10:24:47","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T10:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=688"},"modified":"2025-07-26T10:24:47","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T10:24:47","slug":"a-guy-with-his-large-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=688","title":{"rendered":"A Guy With His Large Box."},"content":{"rendered":"

A guy in New York orders a taxi to go cross state.<\/h2>\n

The taxi pulls up, and he gets in, carrying\u00a0a large box\u00a0which he puts in the back. They set out driving, while the guy is looking at the box nervously every ten minutes or so. When they get to New Jersey, the man calls his wife. \u201cHi Honey. Yes, they did give me the jewellery. I\u2019ll have it priced in Atlanta, it will probably be around 200 thousand. I\u2019ll call you when I\u2019m done.\u201d<\/p>\n

Half an hour later, he asks the driver to pull up at the nearest gas station so he can have lunch, the driver obliges so he can fill up on gas too. The man gets out, goes to the diner, has his lunch, gets back out, and sees that the driver has run out on him with the box.<\/p>\n

He goes back calmly to the store and asks the clerk if he has a large empty box in the back.<\/p>\n

The clerk asks, \u201cWhat do you need it for?\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy replies,\u00a0\u201cWell, I have to be in Florida tomorrow.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Father O\u2019Flannagan dies due to old age.<\/h2>\n

Upon entering St. Peter\u2019s gate, there is another man in front of him in the queue waiting to go into heaven.<\/p>\n

St. Peter asks the man, \u201cWhat is your name what did you accomplish during your life?\u201d.<\/p>\n

The man responds \u201cMy name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York city taxi driver for 14 years\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery well,\u201d says St. Peter, \u201cHere is your silk robe and golden scepter, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord.\u201d<\/p>\n

St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks \u201cWhat is your name and what did you accomplish?\u201d<\/p>\n

He responds, \u201cI\u2019m Father O\u2019Flannagan, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery well,\u201d says St. Peter, \u201cHere is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWait a minute,\u201d says O\u2019Flannagan, \u201cYou gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden scepter, why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d St. Peter replied,\u00a0\u201cWe work on a performance scale. While you preached, everyone slept, but when he drove taxis, everyone prayed!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A guy in New York orders a taxi to go cross state. The taxi pulls up, and he gets in, carrying\u00a0a large box\u00a0which he puts in the back. They set out driving, while the guy is looking at the box nervously every ten minutes or so. When they get to New Jersey, the man calls […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":454,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":689,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions\/689"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}