{"id":684,"date":"2025-07-26T08:25:08","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T08:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=684"},"modified":"2025-07-26T08:25:08","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T08:25:08","slug":"a-couple-of-old-ladies-were-sitting-on-a-patio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=684","title":{"rendered":"A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cI send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my grandchildren,\u201d complains one, \u201cand still they barely visit me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second old lady said, \u201cOh, I also send checks to my grandchildren, and they visit me all the time!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou are so fortunate to have more grateful grandchildren than my own,\u201d said the first one sadly.<\/p>\n<p>The second old lady smiled: \u201cNo, my grandchildren are about as grateful as yours.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo what do YOU do different? Are your checks bigger than mine?\u201d Asked the first one, surprised.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d chuckled the other old lady, \u201cI just don\u2019t sign mine.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-75158 size-full td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/7-1.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/7-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/7-1-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/7-1-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/7-1-640x335.jpg 640w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/7-1-681x357.jpg 681w\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"419\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The first one said, \u201cSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can\u2019t remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second lady says, \u201cYes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can\u2019t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third one says, \u201d Well, ladies, I\u2019m glad I don\u2019t have any of those problems, knock on wood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As she hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said, \u201cThat must be the door\u2026 I\u2019ll get it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. \u201cI send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my grandchildren,\u201d complains one, \u201cand still they barely visit me!\u201d The second old lady said, \u201cOh, I also send checks to my grandchildren, and they visit me all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":556,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":685,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions\/685"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}