{"id":682,"date":"2025-07-26T08:08:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T08:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=682"},"modified":"2025-07-26T08:08:00","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T08:08:00","slug":"with-a-very-seductive-voice-the-woman-asked-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=682","title":{"rendered":"With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,<\/h2>\n

\u201cHave you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up \u2026 ?\u201d the woman asked her husband.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo\u201d, replied her husband.<\/p>\n

She gave him a lingering, sensuous smile, and slowly unbuttoned the top four buttons of her blouse. She slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra . . . and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.<\/p>\n

He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her, and smiled approvingly.<\/p>\n

\u201cHave you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up \u2026 ?\u201d she then asked her husband.<\/p>\n

\u201cUh . . . no, I haven\u2019t\u201d he told her, with a slightly anxious tone in his voice.<\/p>\n

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and seductively retrieved a crumpled fifty dollar note.<\/p>\n

He took the crumpled fifty dollar note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.<\/p>\n

\u201cNow\u201d she said, \u201chave you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo way\u201d he exclaimed, while becoming even more breathless.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, go look in the garage!\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

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After a meeting several days ago, I couldn\u2019t find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal \u201cTSA Pat Down.\u201d<\/h2>\n

They weren\u2019t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car\u2019s ignition. He\u2019s afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.<\/p>\n

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: \u201cI left my keys in the car and it\u2019s been stolen.\u201d<\/p>\n

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. \u201cAre you kidding me?\u201d he barked, \u201cI dropped you off!\u201d<\/p>\n

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, \u201cWell, can you come and get me?\u201d<\/p>\n

He retorted,\u00a0\u201cI will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn\u2019t steal your car!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Welcome to the golden years\u2026<\/p>\n

One night, a wife found her husband standing next to their baby\u2019s crib. She watched him quietly.<\/h2>\n

As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, even skepticism.<\/p>\n

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening, she slipped her arm around her husband and asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s amazing!\u201d\u00a0<\/strong>he replied.\u00a0\u201cI just can\u2019t figure how anybody can make a crib like that for only $67.50!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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