{"id":670,"date":"2025-07-25T12:55:06","date_gmt":"2025-07-25T12:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=670"},"modified":"2025-07-25T12:55:06","modified_gmt":"2025-07-25T12:55:06","slug":"how-long-have-you-been-wearing-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=670","title":{"rendered":"How long have you been wearing one?"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.<\/h2>\n

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in \u201cfashion sense.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man walks up to him and says, \u201cI didn\u2019t know you were into earrings.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t make such a big deal out of this, it\u2019s only an earring,\u201d he replies sheepishly.<\/p>\n

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say: \u201cSo, how long have you been wearing one?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEver since my wife found it in my truck.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, each reading a book.<\/h2>\n

Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband and asks a sensitive question.<\/p>\n

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?<\/p>\n

Husband: What? Definitely not!<\/p>\n

Wife: Why not? Don\u2019t you like being married?<\/p>\n

Husband: Well, of course, I do.<\/p>\n

Wife: Then why wouldn\u2019t you remarry?<\/p>\n

Husband: Okay, okay, I\u2019d get married again.<\/p>\n

Wife: You would? (with a hurt look)<\/p>\n

Husband: (makes audible groan)<\/p>\n

Wife: Would you live in our house?<\/p>\n

Husband: Sure, it\u2019s a great house.<\/p>\n

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?<\/p>\n

Husband: Probably, it\u2019s almost new.<\/p>\n

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?<\/p>\n

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.<\/p>\n

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?<\/p>\n

Husband: No, I\u2019m sure she\u2019d want her own.<\/p>\n

Wife: Would you take her golfing with you?<\/p>\n

Husband: Sure, golfing together is always fun.<\/p>\n

Wife: Would she use my clubs?<\/p>\n

Husband: Of course not, she\u2019s left-handed.<\/p>\n

Wife: \u2014 silence \u2014<\/p>\n

Husband: Sh*t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in \u201cfashion sense.\u201d The man walks up to him and says, \u201cI didn\u2019t know you were into earrings.\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t make […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":555,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":671,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions\/671"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}