{"id":666,"date":"2025-07-25T12:52:18","date_gmt":"2025-07-25T12:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=666"},"modified":"2025-07-25T12:52:18","modified_gmt":"2025-07-25T12:52:18","slug":"an-elderly-lady-had-given-birth-to-a-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=666","title":{"rendered":"An Elderly Lady Had Given Birth To A Baby."},"content":{"rendered":"

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth.<\/h2>\n

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.<\/p>\n

\u201cMay we see the new baby?\u201d one asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cNot yet,\u201d said the mother. \u201cI\u2019ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.\u201d<\/p>\n

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, \u201cMay we see the new baby now?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, not yet,\u201d said the mother.<\/p>\n

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, \u201cMay we see the baby now?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, not yet,\u201d replied the mother.<\/p>\n

Growing very impatient, they asked, \u201cWell, when can we see the baby?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWHEN HE CRIES!\u201d she told them.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy do we have to wait until he CRIES?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Changing diapers<\/h2>\n

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m busy,\u201d he said, \u201cI\u2019ll do the next one.\u201d<\/p>\n

The next time came around and she asked again.<\/p>\n

The husband looked puzzled.\u00a0\u201cOh! I didn\u2019t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other:<\/h2>\n

\u201cAre you a little girl or a little boy?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d replied the other baby giggling.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat do you mean, you don\u2019t know?\u201d said the first baby.<\/p>\n

\u201cI mean I don\u2019t know how to tell the difference,\u201d was the reply.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I do,\u201d said the first baby chuckling, \u201cI\u2019ll climb into your crib and find out.\u201d<\/p>\n

He carefully got himself into the other baby\u2019s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. \u201cYou\u2019re a little girl, and I\u2019m a little boy,\u201d he said proudly.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re ever so clever,\u201d said the baby girl, \u201cbut how can you tell?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s quite easy really,\u201d <\/strong>replied the baby boy,\u00a0\u201cyou\u2019ve got pink socks and I\u2019ve got blue ones.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store<\/h2>\n

and asks the clerk if she can use the stores baby scale.<\/p>\n

\u201cSorry, ma\u2019am,\u201d says the clerk. \u201cOur baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby\u2019s weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, that won\u2019t work,\u201d says the blonde.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy not?\u201d asks the clerk.<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause,\u201d she answers,\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m not the mother \u2013 I\u2019m the aunt.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.<\/h2>\n

It was so far out that there was no electricity. Then the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.<\/p>\n

The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.<\/p>\n

\u201cHit him again,\u201d the child said.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe shouldn\u2019t have crawled up there in the first place!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. \u201cMay we see the new baby?\u201d one asked. \u201cNot yet,\u201d said the mother. \u201cI\u2019ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":555,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":667,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions\/667"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}