Teacher: \u201cAll right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?\u201d<\/p>\n
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.<\/p>\n
Kukoya: \u201cEarly this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cNot bad. Okay, who`s next?\u201d<\/p>\n
Another student raised his hand. It was Weng from Singapore.<\/p>\n
Weng: \u201cI try! I try. Can aaah?\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher \u201cNo, no, not you\u201d<\/p>\n
Weng: \u201cAaaiiyaaa\u2026 let me try lah\u2026 I can do lah\u2026 you think I`m stupid meeeh..?\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cOkay.. go ahead\u201d<\/p>\n
Weng: \u201cThis morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN\u2026GREEEEEN\u2026 I PINK it up and I said YELLOOOOW?\u201d<\/p>\n
One weekend, she cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday.<\/p>\n
Sunday morning on the way home from brunch, the crying and whining built to a crescendo.<\/p>\n
At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, \u201cHoney, it\u2019s a law. If you don\u2019t go to school, they\u2019ll put daddy in jail.\u201d<\/p>\n
She looked at me, thought for a moment, then asked,\u00a0\u201cHow long would you have to stay?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cChildren, if you could own one material, what would it be?\u201d<\/p>\n One girl said, \u201cI would choose gold. It\u2019s worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.\u201d<\/p>\n One boy said, \u201cI would want platinum because it\u2019s worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche.\u201d<\/p>\n The teacher said, \u201cLittle Johnny, What would you want?\u201d<\/p>\n Johnny said, \u201cI would want silicone.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhy would you want silicone?\u201d Asked the teacher<\/p>\n \u201cWell my mom got some, he replied,\u00a0\u201cand there\u2019s always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One day in a language school in Australia. Teacher: \u201cAll right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?\u201d A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan. Kukoya: \u201cEarly this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":556,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":665,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions\/665"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A science teacher asked her students<\/h2>\n