{"id":644,"date":"2025-07-24T13:23:33","date_gmt":"2025-07-24T13:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=644"},"modified":"2025-07-24T13:23:33","modified_gmt":"2025-07-24T13:23:33","slug":"four-retired-old-men-are-walking-down-a-street-in-cooktown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=644","title":{"rendered":"Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cooktown"},"content":{"rendered":"

Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cooktown.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

They turned a corner and saw a sign for Oldtimer\u2019s Bar \u2013 all drinks 10 cents!<\/p>\n

They look at each other and then walk in because they think this is too good to be true.<\/p>\n

The old bartender says in a voice that crosses the room,
\n\u201cCome on in and let me pour you one!\u201d What will it be, gentlemen? \u201d<\/p>\n

There seemed to be a fully stocked bar, so each of the men asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender served four iced Martinis\u2026 shaken, not stirred, and said, \u2018That\u2019ll be 10 cents each, please.\u2019<\/p>\n

The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other, and they can\u2019t believe their good luck.<\/p>\n

They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.<\/p>\n

Again, four excellent martinis are produced and the bartender repeats, \u2018That\u2019s 40 cents, please..\u2019<\/p>\n

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.<\/p>\n

They have each had two Martini and have spent less than a dollar so far.<\/p>\n

Finally one of the men says, \u201cHow can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these for 10 cents each?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m a retired tailor from Sydney,\u201d said the bartender, \u201cand I\u2019ve always wanted to own a bar.\u201d Last year, I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Each drink costs ten cents \u2013 it\u2019s all the same. \u201d<\/p>\n

Impressive!!!! That\u2019s quite a story,\u2019 says one of the men.<\/p>\n

The four of them sipped their Martini and couldn\u2019t help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn\u2019t have drinks in front of them and hadn\u2019t ordered anything all the time they were there.<\/p>\n

One man points to the seven at the end of the bar without drinking and asks the bartender, \u2018What\u2019s with them?\u2019<\/p>\n

The bartender says, \u201cOh, they\u2019re all grey nomads from the caravan park, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.\u2019<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke makes you happy! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.<\/p>\n

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, \u201cYou know, I\u2019ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!\u201d<\/p>\n

The other woman turned to her and said, \u201cI know! I heard it snoring!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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