{"id":638,"date":"2025-07-24T12:07:47","date_gmt":"2025-07-24T12:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=638"},"modified":"2025-07-24T12:07:47","modified_gmt":"2025-07-24T12:07:47","slug":"two-irishmen-flew-to-canada-on-a-hunting-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=638","title":{"rendered":"Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip."},"content":{"rendered":"

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip.<\/h2>\n

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.<\/p>\n

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.<\/p>\n

The two lads objected strongly. \u201cLast year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.\u201d<\/p>\n

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.<\/p>\n

However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power the little plane couldn\u2019t handle the load and went down.<\/p>\n

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.<\/p>\n

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, \u201cAny idea where we are?\u201d<\/p>\n

Mick replied,\u00a0\u201cI think we\u2019re pretty close to where we crashed last year.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Two avid hunters take a hunter\u2019s safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three s.h.ots in the air.<\/h2>\n

Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost.<\/p>\n

One says to the other, \u201cWhat shall we do?\u201d<\/p>\n

The other says, I know fire three s.h.ots in the air and someone may come to find us.<\/p>\n

He fires off three s.h.ots, and they wait two hours. No sign of help.<\/p>\n

What shall we do? Fire off three more s.h.ots. So he does. Three hours later there is no response and it is getting dark. The one says \u201cShall we try again?\u201d<\/p>\n

The other says, \u201cI guess not\u2026 I only have two arrows left\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store.<\/h2>\n

\u201cGive me a couple of steaks,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019re out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken,\u201d says the butcher.<\/p>\n

\u201cHotdogs and chicken?!\u201d yells the hunter. \u201cHow can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. \u201cLast year […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":556,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":639,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions\/639"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}