One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife\u2019s arm\u2026<\/p>\n
the wife is turned and she tells him: I\u2019m sorry but I have an appointment with<\/ins><\/p>\n the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh.<\/p>\n The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep\u2026<\/p>\n Some minutes later it turns again and it unco:ve*s her wife again,<\/p>\n he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?<\/p>\n An old lady went to visit her dentist.<\/ins><\/p>\n When it was her turn she sat in the chair,<\/p>\n lowered her und*rp*n.ts and raised her le:gs.<\/p>\n The dentist said: \u201cExcuse me; I \u2018m not a gynecologist.<\/p>\n \u201cI know,\u201d said the old lady.<\/p>\n \u201cI want you to take my husband\u2019s te*th o.u.t.\u201d<\/ins><\/p>\n HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Joke 1: One night a couple is in the bed One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife\u2019s arm\u2026 the wife is turned and she tells him: I\u2019m sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":534,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":542,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions\/542"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Joke 2: An old lady went to visit her dentist<\/h2>\n