{"id":539,"date":"2025-07-21T06:47:51","date_gmt":"2025-07-21T06:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=539"},"modified":"2025-07-21T06:47:51","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T06:47:51","slug":"two-southern-belles-were-chatting-on-the-porch-of-a-grand-white-pillared-mansion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=539","title":{"rendered":"Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion."},"content":{"rendered":"

The first lady said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.\u201d<\/p>\n

The second smiled and replied, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n

The first continued, \u201cWhen my second child was born, he bought me that fine Cadillac out front.\u201d<\/p>\n

Again, the second woman responded, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd when my third child was born,\u201d the first said with a grin, \u201che gave me this dazzling diamond bracelet.\u201d<\/p>\n

The second lady, as always, replied sweetly, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n

Curious now, the first woman asked, \u201cWhat did your husband give you when you had your first child?\u201d<\/ins><\/p>\n

With a sly smile, the second answered, \u201cHe sent me to charm school.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCharm school?! Land sakes, child\u2014for what?\u201d<\/p>\n

The second lady leaned in and said, \u201cSo instead of saying \u2018Who gives a crap,\u2019 I learned to say \u2018Well, isn\u2019t that nice?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

Two women friends reunited after many years.<\/p>\n

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\u201cTell me,\u201d one asked, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d<\/ins><\/p>\n

\u201cOh, my poor son!\u201d sighed the mother.<\/p>\n

\u201cHis marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn\u2019t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or lounging and reading. Can you believe he even brings her breakfast in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s terrible,\u201d said her friend. \u201cAnd your daughter?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAh, she\u2019s so fortunate! She married an angel. He insists she doesn\u2019t do anything around the house. Every morning, he brings her breakfast in bed. She can sleep as long as she wants and just relax all day.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The first lady said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.\u201d The second smiled and replied, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d The first continued, \u201cWhen my second child was born, he bought me that fine Cadillac out front.\u201d Again, the second woman responded, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d \u201cAnd when […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":535,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":540,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions\/540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}