\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Joke of the Day \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.<\/p>\n
The father said: \u201cStay here and be very QUIET. I\u2019ll be across the
\nfield.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few hours later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u2019 the father asked, \u201dI told you to be quiet.\u2019<\/p>\n
The boy, bless his heart, answered;<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2018Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet, I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck, I didn\u2019t move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder, I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me, I didn\u2019t cough when I swallowed the gnat, I didn\u2019t cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching but when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, \u2018Should we eat them here or take them with us?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018 Well, I guess I just panicked \u2018.
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