One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. \u201cWhere did you get that ring?\u201d her husband asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, she replies, \u201cMy boss and I played the lottery and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.\u201d<\/p>\n
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. Where did you get that coat?\u201d her husband asks. She replies \u201cMy boss and I played the lottery and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.\u201d<\/p>\n
Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari\u2026\u2026. You guessed it: Her share of the lottery winnings\u2026.<\/p>\n
That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while She gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. \u201cWhat the f*ck is this?\u201d she asks her husband.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d he replies, \u201cWe don\u2019t want to get your frickin\u2019 lottery ticket wet, do we??\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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