{"id":490,"date":"2025-07-19T08:38:24","date_gmt":"2025-07-19T08:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=490"},"modified":"2025-07-19T08:38:24","modified_gmt":"2025-07-19T08:38:24","slug":"a-woman-goes-on-holiday-to-jamaica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"A woman goes on holiday to Jamaica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman goes on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him,<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What is your name?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I can&#8217;t tell you,&#8217; the man says.<\/p>\n<p>Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can&#8217;t tell her.<\/p>\n<p>On her last night there she asks again &#8216;Can you please tell me your name?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I can&#8217;t tell you my name because you will laugh at me.&#8217; says the black man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;There is no reason for me to laugh at you,&#8217; the lady says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Fine, my name is Snow!&#8217; the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says,<\/p>\n<p>&#8216; I knew you would make fun of it&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>The lady replied, &#8216;I&#8217;m not making fun of your name. I&#8217;m thinking of my husband who won&#8217;t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman goes on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, &#8216;What is your name?&#8217; &#8216;I can&#8217;t tell you,&#8217; the man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":454,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":491,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions\/491"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}