{"id":474,"date":"2025-07-19T08:26:24","date_gmt":"2025-07-19T08:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=474"},"modified":"2025-07-19T08:26:24","modified_gmt":"2025-07-19T08:26:24","slug":"a-lawyer-married-a-woman-who-had-previously-been-divorced-ten-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=474","title":{"rendered":"A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>On their wedding night, she turned to her new husband and said, \u201cPlease be gentle, I\u2019m still a v.i.rgin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d said the baffled groom. \u201cHow is that possible after ten marriages?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She sighed and explained:<\/p>\n<p>Husband #1 was a salesman\u2014he kept promising how amazing it would be, but never actually delivered.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #2 was in software development \u2014he wasn\u2019t sure how it was supposed to work but said he\u2019d troubleshoot and get back to me.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #3 was from field services \u2014he ran all the diagnostics but couldn\u2019t get the system up.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #4 was in telemarketing\u2014even though he had the order, he had no clue when he could deliver.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #5 was an engineer\u2014he had a complex plan but needed three years to research, design, and implement it.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #6 was in finance\u2014he thought he could do it but wasn\u2019t sure it was in his job description.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #7 was in marketing \u2014he had great presentation skills but didn\u2019t know how to position himself.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #8 was a psychologist\u2014all he did was talk about it.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #9 was a gynecologist \u2014all he did was examine it.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #10 was a stamp collector\u2014all he ever did was\u2026 God, I miss him!<\/p>\n<p>She then smiled at her new husband and said, \u201cBut now that I\u2019ve married you, I know things will be different!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yeah? Why\u2019s that?\u201d the lawyer asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause you\u2019re a lawyer. This time, I know I\u2019m gonna get screwed!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times. On their wedding night, she turned to her new husband and said, \u201cPlease be gentle, I\u2019m still a v.i.rgin.\u201d \u201cWhat?\u201d said the baffled groom. \u201cHow is that possible after ten marriages?\u201d She sighed and explained: Husband #1 was a salesman\u2014he kept promising how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":454,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":475,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions\/475"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}