{"id":469,"date":"2025-07-18T10:42:34","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T10:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=469"},"modified":"2025-07-18T10:42:34","modified_gmt":"2025-07-18T10:42:34","slug":"a-mother-is-driving-her-little-girl-to-her-friends-house-for-a-play-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"A mother is driving her little girl to her friend\u2019s house for a play date."},"content":{"rendered":"

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend\u2019s house for a play date.<\/h2>\n

\u201cMommy,\u201d the little girl asks, \u201chow old are you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHoney, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,\u201d the mother replied. \u201cIt\u2019s not polite.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOK\u201d, the little girl says, \u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNow really,\u201d the mother says, \u201cthose are personal questions and are really none of your business.\u201d<\/p>\n

Undaunted, the little girl asks, \u201cWhy did you and Daddy get a divorce?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!\u201d<\/p>\n

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy Mom won\u2019t tell me anything about her,\u201d the little girl says to her friend.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d says the friend, \u201call you need to do is look at her driver\u2019s license. It\u2019s like a report card, it has everything on it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, \u201cI know how old you are. You are 32.\u201d<\/p>\n

The mother is surprised and asks, \u201cHow did you find that out?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI also know that you weigh 130 pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. \u201cHow in Heaven\u2019s name did you find that out?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd,\u201d the little girl says triumphantly, \u201cI know why you and daddy got a divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh really?\u201d the mother asks. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause you got an F in s*x.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.<\/h2>\n

She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.<\/p>\n

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, \u201cWhy are some of your hairs white, Mom?\u201d<\/p>\n

Her mother replied, \u201cWell, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.\u201d<\/p>\n

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,\u00a0\u201cMomma, how come ALL of grandma\u2019s hairs are white?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.<\/h2>\n

When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.<\/p>\n

\u201cLogan, wait until we say our prayer,\u201d his mother reminded him.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t have to,\u201d the little boy replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cOf course you do,\u201d his mother insisted, \u201cwe say a prayer before eating at our house.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s at our house,\u201d\u00a0<\/strong>Logan explained,\u00a0\u201cbut this is Grandma\u2019s house and she knows how to cook.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend\u2019s house for a play date. \u201cMommy,\u201d the little girl asks, \u201chow old are you?\u201d \u201cHoney, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,\u201d the mother replied. \u201cIt\u2019s not polite.\u201d \u201cOK\u201d, the little girl says, \u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d \u201cNow really,\u201d the mother […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":454,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":470,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions\/470"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}