{"id":437,"date":"2025-07-16T05:54:54","date_gmt":"2025-07-16T05:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=437"},"modified":"2025-07-16T05:54:54","modified_gmt":"2025-07-16T05:54:54","slug":"two-drunk-men-walk-into-a-brothel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=437","title":{"rendered":"Two Drunk Men Walk Into a Brothel\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home\u2026<\/p>\n<p>After giving them a look over the madam pulls the girls aside and says \u201cPut them each in a room with a blow up doll, they\u2019re that drunk they won\u2019t notice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After they were done and walking back home one of the men turns to the other and says \u201cI think mine was dead\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDead?\u201d the second replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, she was cold and didn\u2019t move or make a sound\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second man then goes \u201cWell I think mine was a witch\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? Why?\u201d The first man replied<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah a witch. When i bit her ass she farted in my face and flew out the window.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home\u2026 After giving them a look over the madam pulls the girls aside and says \u201cPut them each in a room with a blow up doll, they\u2019re that drunk they won\u2019t notice.\u201d After they were done and walking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":438,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":439,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions\/439"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}