One fine morning, a Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives decided to enjoy a round of golf together. As they gathered at the first tee, the Swede\u2019s wife stepped up to take her shot.<\/p>\n
Just as she bent over to place her ball, a sudden gust of wind lifted her skirt, revealing that she wasn\u2019t wearing any underwear.
\nHer husband, Ole, nearly choked. \u201cGood grief, woman! Why aren\u2019t you wearing any skivvies?!\u201d<\/p>\n
She simply shrugged. \u201cYou don\u2019t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.\u201d
\nEmbarrassed, Ole sighed, reached into his pocket, and pulled out a fifty. \u201cFor the sake of decency, here\u2019s some money\u2014go buy yourself some underwear.\u201d<\/p>\n
Next, the Irishman\u2019s wife stepped up to take her turn. As she bent down, another gust of wind sent her skirt flying, revealing that she, too, was going commando.
\nHer husband, Patrick, gasped. \u201cSaints preserve us, woman! You\u2019ve no knickers on! Why not?\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed. \u201cWell, you don\u2019t give me enough money for such luxuries.\u201d
\nShaking his head, Patrick pulled out a twenty and handed it to her. \u201cFor the sake of decency, go buy yourself some underwear!\u201d<\/p>\n
Finally, it was the Scotsman\u2019s wife, Aggie, who approached the tee. As she bent over to place her ball, the wind whipped her skirt right over her head\u2014once again, revealing she was wearing absolutely nothing underneath.<\/p>\n
Her husband, Duncan, groaned and threw up his hands. \u201cFor Jake\u2019s sake, Aggie! Where the hell are yer drawers?!\u201d
\nShe crossed her arms. \u201cYe dinnae give me enough money tae afford any.\u201d<\/p>\n
Duncan sighed, reached into his pocket, and handed her a comb.
\n\u201cWell, for the love o\u2019 decency, at least tidy yerself up a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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