A 75-year-old man walked into a busy doctor\u2019s waiting room and approached the reception desk.
\nThe receptionist greeted him and asked, \u201cYes, sir, what brings you in today?\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s something wrong with my d!ck,\u201d he replied matter-of-factly.
\nShocked, the receptionist scolded him, \u201cSir, you can\u2019t just say things like that in a crowded waiting room!\u201d
\n\u201cWhy not? You asked, and I answered,\u201d the man said. <\/p>\n
Flustered, the receptionist sighed. \u201cYou\u2019ve embarrassed everyone here. Next time, just say there\u2019s something wrong with your ear or something, and discuss the details privately with the doctor.\u201d <\/p>\n
The man nodded, turned around, and walked out. A few minutes later, he re-entered the room and approached the desk once again.
\nThe receptionist, now pleased with herself, smiled and asked, \u201cYes, sir?\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s something wrong with my ear,\u201d he said loudly.
\nRelieved, she responded, \u201cOh? And what\u2019s wrong with your ear, sir?\u201d
\n\u201cI can\u2019t piss out of it,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A 75-year-old man walked into a busy doctor\u2019s waiting room and approached the reception desk. The receptionist greeted him and asked, \u201cYes, sir, what brings you in today?\u201d \u201cThere\u2019s something wrong with my d!ck,\u201d he replied matter-of-factly. Shocked, the receptionist scolded him, \u201cSir, you can\u2019t just say things like that in a crowded waiting room!\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":412,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":413,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions\/413"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}