A man was pulled over for speeding. As the police officer approached the vehicle, the man quickly asked,
\n\u201cOfficer, may I step out of the car?\u201d<\/p>\n
The cop agreed, and once the man was out, the officer asked,
\n\u201cWhy were you in such a hurry?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man pointed toward the car and said,
\n\u201cYou see the woman in the front passenger seat? That\u2019s my wife. And the woman in the back seat? That\u2019s my mother-in-law. She\u2019s been living with us for the past three months.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man continued, \u201cWell, this morning my wife and her mom got into a huge argument. My mother-in-law demanded we take her back to her house. Now I\u2019m rushing to get her there as fast as possible\u2014before they make up and she changes her mind!\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer paused, looked over at the car, then back at the man, and said,
\n\u201cSir, get back in your vehicle. I\u2019ll give you a police escort\u2014with lights and sirens. Let\u2019s make sure she gets home!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man was pulled over for speeding. As the police officer approached the vehicle, the man quickly asked, \u201cOfficer, may I step out of the car?\u201d The cop agreed, and once the man was out, the officer asked, \u201cWhy were you in such a hurry?\u201d The man pointed toward the car and said, \u201cYou see […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":400,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":401,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/401"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}