The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship.
\nThe wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty housemaid and set a trap for him.<\/p>\n
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend without informing the husband. When they went to bed that night, the husband told the old story,<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me, my dear\u2026<\/p>\n
Stomach\u201d, and disappeared towards the bathroom.<\/p>\n
The wife immediately ran down the corridor, up the back stairs and into the maid\u2019s bed.<\/p>\n
She had just time to switch off the light when he quietly entered\u2026\u2026\u2026..<\/p>\n
He wasted neither time nor words, but quickly took out his gun, laid on top of her and beat her like there was no tomorrow.<\/p>\n
When he had finished, still panting, the woman said, \u201cYou didn\u2019t expect to find me in this bed, did you?\u201d and switched on the light. \u201cNo, madam,\u201d said the gardener.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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